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Most Viral

£1.99

Own 1 Pixel of the Internet

A tiny piece of digital nothingness. Fully certified.

Screenshot it. Flex it. Argue about it online.

Novelty certificate. For entertainment only.

Most Viral

£2.99

Certified Dumb

For the friend who needs it in writing.

Screenshot it. Flex it. Argue about it online.

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£1.49

Main Character (Level 3)

Official recognition of narrative importance.

Instant protagonist status. Aura MAX.

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£1.49

Licensed Hater

Professional-grade hating, now fully authorized.

Certified to hate with structure and consistency.

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£1.49

Diploma in Overthinking

Awarded for outstanding mental spiraling.

Finally… a credential that explains everything.

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£1.99

Ghost someone

Authorized to coexist with paranormal entities.

Gohst Anyone Anytime

Novelty certificate. For entertainment only.

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£2.49

BrainRot University

Congrats on finishing your degree in TikTok Studies.

Novelty certificate. For entertainment only.

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£1.99

Certified Yapper

Officially diagnosed with “can’t stop talking.”

Novelty certificate. For entertainment only.

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